Post by Snails on Feb 23, 2007 16:08:19 GMT -5
A fresh US Navy captain stood at the bridge of his first command,
A light destroyer, underway at night through a driving storm.
His radar engineer reported a large object dead-ahead,
and they were headed on a collision course.
"Send him a radio message on emergency channel to change his course", barked the Captain.
I know this joke is lame but we have to keep them clean LOL...
The radio controller did so and then reported to his captain,
that they answered back in English and politely asked him to change his course.
The captain took the microphone himself and barked,
"This is a US Navy destroyer on an important mission.
You will change your course immediately!", he barked.
The answer came back in a laconic southern drawl,
"This here is a lighthouse. Your call, sir."
A light destroyer, underway at night through a driving storm.
His radar engineer reported a large object dead-ahead,
and they were headed on a collision course.
"Send him a radio message on emergency channel to change his course", barked the Captain.
I know this joke is lame but we have to keep them clean LOL...
The radio controller did so and then reported to his captain,
that they answered back in English and politely asked him to change his course.
The captain took the microphone himself and barked,
"This is a US Navy destroyer on an important mission.
You will change your course immediately!", he barked.
The answer came back in a laconic southern drawl,
"This here is a lighthouse. Your call, sir."
